Archive for November, 2005

New Buddha No Nuddha

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Apparently there’s a new Buddha afoot, but don’t worry, he won’t be ready for about 6 years….

Devotees claim that Ram Bomjon, who is silently meditating beneath a tree, has not eaten or drunk anything since he sat down at his chosen spot six months ago.

Witnesses say they have seen light emanating from the teenager’s forehead.

He said no allegation had yet emerged of Ram breaking his fast or moving, even to relieve himself.

Ram Bomjon is also sitting beneath a pipal tree, in the same posture as the Buddha is depicted, but his vigil has already taken longer.

After five days it was opened and he spoke. “Tell the people not to call me a Buddha. I don’t have the Buddha’s energy. I am at the level of rinpoche [lesser divinity].

“A snake bit me but I do not need treatment. I need six years of deep meditation.”

Sweet. So watch out world, in 6 years we will have a new Buddha…of course, now he will be called Ram. I wonder if he’ll reach enlightenment while still alive and cease to exist….I also wonder what his thoughts on Christ will be once he’s reached enlightenment.

Diamond’s are a Girl’s Best Friend

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Walmart has apparently started selling $10,000 yellow 1.75ct diamonds on its website….

And, sure enough, right there along with the $520 Keepsake Majestic 7/8-carat diamond ring (”was $600″); the $229 Keepsake Tapestry ¼-carat diamond, 14-karat yellow-gold ring; and the $13.12 sterling silver cubic zirconia ring (”was $17.97″) you can find the 1¾-carat, fancy-yellow-grade diamond, 18-karat white gold ring (”IGI Certified”) for $9,988. Wal-Mart will not say how many of those beauties it has sold.

Huh…wonder if yellow is coming back. The irony is, the yellow is really an imperfection in the diamond itself…I personally wouldn’t want to look at a diamond and think someone had pee’d on it…. I prefer clean, clear white diamonds myself.

The point is, who would buy anything this expen$ive from Walmart, of all places?! Did that smiley face go through the jewelry store and mark down the 1.75ct fancy-yellow diamonds?! At least its not as nice as it could be…for this price (from Walmart), I’d expect at least an SI1…

Total Carat Weight: 1-3/4 Carat T.W.*
Center Stone : 1 Radiant cut yellow diamond at 1-1/2 carats
Color : H-I(for white diamonds)
Clarity : Natural Yellow diamond SI2, white diamond I1…

God’s Joke on Men & Women

Monday, November 21st, 2005

I would like to get comments from my tiny little readership (hmm, I wonder if I’m the only reader of my blog…perhaps I should advertise).

Have you noticed that God designed men and women to be a fairly humorous joke on each other?

For instance…as many I am sure have pointed out….

Men expect their women to stay exactly the same as when they first met them.
Women expect their men to change, if not expect to change their men.

The punchline is….
Men never really change.
Women change constantly.

God definitely has a sense of humor. :o) I’m just wondering who’s actually laughing….we know its not men, and we know its not women….

Poetic Ramblings

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Oh forebode do we pretend
That in the evening we’re just friends;
But during light’s reflected beauty
Truth be told our every duty
Will one day be set aright
Of true love gained in the night.

How untethered we do think
Our actions lie there in the sink.
Truth be told the heart does wrench,
And suffer much egregiousness.
For in the end there’s nothing said,
Nothing gained, and nothing lost…
truly indifference bares a cost!

Oh heart of mine where do you lie?
In a heaven in the sky?
Or are you really underground,
In a tomb not to be found?
When will Wisdom set you free
And help end this misery?

For now the heart begins to fade,
And takes on a pale shade.
The sadness cuts apart the air,
And rips at that no longer there.
But true to hope and love once more,
We shall see what was before.

Denzel Washington…Philanthropist to the Red States

Monday, November 21st, 2005

So there’s an email going around that says Denzel Washington donated enough money to build a new Fisher House when he traveled to Brooke Army Medical Center. Well, I had to look it up on Snopes, and it turns out its somewhat true, but he didn’t donate that much money. Either way, Denzel has always been one of my favorites (He’s the Sidney Poitier of our generation).

Kudos Denzel, keep up the good work. Why is it that really good actors never give their opinions about how the government is running its business, but mediocre or has-beens (and even never-will-bes) like to spew their opinions as if we give a rat’s a$$?! :o)

The email’s main premise is that this wasn’t advertised in any newspapers. Of course, it did happen in 2004…

And So It Begins…

Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Apparently the big house builders are skeptical of the housing market…

Toll Brothers Inc., the largest U.S. builder of luxury homes, reduced next year’s sales forecast, saying the housing market is weakening after a five-year boom. Its shares fell 14 percent, the most in seven years.

The sales forecast was cut by a range of 3.8 percent to 6.9 percent because of “some softening of demand” and delays in opening new communities

Interest rates are rising, making mortgages more costly and curbing home sales, which have hit highs each year since 2001. The housing market has accounted for 50 percent of U.S. economic growth and more than half of private payroll jobs created in that period

“Since Katrina, instead of going up $5,000 to $10,000 every week or two, we have been limited to no price increases or very limited price increases.”

Bruce Toll, the Toll co-founder…sold 502,480 shares earlier this year…leaving him with a 5.2 percent share of the builder. Robert Toll owned 18.1 million shares, or 11.6 percent of the outstanding stock, as of Aug. 31.

The Mortgage Bankers Association last week said its measure of home-purchase applications dropped to the lowest level since February. The gauge has declined in six of the last seven weeks.

Well, this will be interesting. Since its so widely reported, will this start to drive housing prices and demand down, or will it plateau and reverse slowly? We’ll have to wait and see what happens.

Boston: The Moment of Reckoning

Friday, November 4th, 2005

An unruly homosexual mob demonstrated without a permit against a church in Boston during its Love Won Out conference. The Boston Police did nothing to clear up the crowd. They did keep participants at the conference from leaving until the mob went away. How ridiculous is this?!

As hundreds of people from across Massachusetts and other states came to the Tremont Temple Baptist Church to attend a widely acclaimed conference on recovering from homosexuality through a relationship with God, angry and enraged homosexual activists converged outside to intimidate and terrorize them.

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O Slow-o Meo! To Be Likened Unto The Gods.

Thursday, November 3rd, 2005

IBM has created a new chip to slow down light. The photonic silicon waveguide slows down light to approx. 620 Mph, relatively slow compared with its normal 186,000 Mph. This will help pave the way for optical computing, which should be hitting the shelves sometime in 2007 (according to Luxtera).

Ah, who didn’t think of this years ago? Well, one day my brain and the world will unite to come up with a new idea. Perhaps it will involve lottery number analysis or trading…but some day…I’ll create something great (who knows, maybe it’ll just be kids…and kids are the greatest thing since sliced bread).

“Love” Gone Bad…A Woman Scorned

Thursday, November 3rd, 2005

Gail O’Toole did some unspeakable things to her ex-boyfriend, Ken Slaby that should shock you (yes, they sound like porn names, but they’re real people).

Slaby [the ex-boyfriend] said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together….nail polish….dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O’Toole threw him out.

He didn’t have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

Wow! Remind me never to fall asleep at an ex-girlfriend’s house. I feel really bad for the woman Slaby is dating; inferably he must have cheated on her to be in a position to have his body parts glued to himself, let alone to fall asleep over at his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. Apparently O’Toole had been planning this revenge for quite some time. Of course, O’Toole says that this is their standard sexual behavior; all I know is that I don’t know anyone who gets turned-on by having their a$$ crack glued together. And I know alot of freaks. Yet another case where chastity, and leaving at a reasonable hour, would have prevented such antics.