New Buddha No Nuddha
Apparently there’s a new Buddha afoot, but don’t worry, he won’t be ready for about 6 years….
Devotees claim that Ram Bomjon, who is silently meditating beneath a tree, has not eaten or drunk anything since he sat down at his chosen spot six months ago.
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Witnesses say they have seen light emanating from the teenager’s forehead.
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He said no allegation had yet emerged of Ram breaking his fast or moving, even to relieve himself.
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Ram Bomjon is also sitting beneath a pipal tree, in the same posture as the Buddha is depicted, but his vigil has already taken longer.
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After five days it was opened and he spoke. “Tell the people not to call me a Buddha. I don’t have the Buddha’s energy. I am at the level of rinpoche [lesser divinity].
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Witnesses say they have seen light emanating from the teenager’s forehead.
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He said no allegation had yet emerged of Ram breaking his fast or moving, even to relieve himself.
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Ram Bomjon is also sitting beneath a pipal tree, in the same posture as the Buddha is depicted, but his vigil has already taken longer.
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After five days it was opened and he spoke. “Tell the people not to call me a Buddha. I don’t have the Buddha’s energy. I am at the level of rinpoche [lesser divinity].
“A snake bit me but I do not need treatment. I need six years of deep meditation.”
Sweet. So watch out world, in 6 years we will have a new Buddha…of course, now he will be called Ram. I wonder if he’ll reach enlightenment while still alive and cease to exist….I also wonder what his thoughts on Christ will be once he’s reached enlightenment.